I figure I will tell you some of the more humorous things that have happened to me.
I was asked out on a date by a guy who knew I was homeless. I am thinking to myself why would I want to date someone who wants to be with a homeless girl? I said no. It was by far the strangest thing that has happened.
I have seen many men going to the bathroom outside. I don't understand the obsession that men seem to have to peeing outside, but there it is.
When I was cleaning up a yard the other day, I lost my balance and fell in the pool. The problem is that now I am nervous that the chlorine will damage the clothes I had on. But it was pretty embarrassing. All the kids in the neighborhood saw me and laughed.
I have had quite a few people coming up to me as I am trying to sleep in my car asking me for food. I found it comical.
Boy, people can't park. That is another thing that I have noticed since this whole thing has begun.
At my job they had a bar -b-Que for us. I ate like a pig. I didn't care if anyone noticed or not. I had too many baked beans though, and have been having really bad gas all day. It is kind of embarrassing when you work in public. But, I really loved baked beans and have not had them in quite a while. So I ate my fill. No one at work said anything, but I am sure that they noticed. Oh, well. Life will continue.
I had a pretty good sales day at work today. Not great, but a decent amount in sales yesterday and today. I should make $200. I am also working on Monday. Historically, holidays are normally good sales days, but in this economy, who knows.
I have one more glorious night in this really nice hotel and I am going to enjoy it. I am going to watch a movie, I could care less which one. I am going to watch sports center. A strange obsession of mine. Take another really long bath and a good long sleep. At least long for me. And the most important thing, is that I don't have to have a bra on. Sorry for the males readers out there, but oh my god, taking off my bra feels so good. I don't do it when I am in the car. I feel like if I have to get out I don't want to be running around in public like that. I have four of them that I switch off with. I washed them all out today and they will be dry before I have to check out tomorrow morning.
I am thankful for the hotel room tonight. It is pretty humid out there today. So sleep would have been difficult. I am back at it tomorrow, but for tonight I am in a bed in an air conditioned room. Nothing could be finer to me right now.
I hope you are all enjoying your 4th of July weekend.
God Bless America!!!